bipch:

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what are you twelve? delete that shit and start over

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oh im sorry i didn’t realize that this was 2007

DO IT AGAIN

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you know what fuck it let’s just do spastic capitalization

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yeah you’re totally ready now, champ

i need a drink

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

so many shows start on june 4th
so many sales begin/end june 4th

WHY IS MY BIRTHDAY A THING???